How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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