somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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