I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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