Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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