i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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