Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
BRING THE BAGELS
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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