Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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