we're blogging at a bar
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
try to milk me bitch
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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