He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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