Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
