so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
