I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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