Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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