Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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