My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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