Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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