Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i barfeds in our rink
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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