The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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