I didn't shave. On purpose
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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