Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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