I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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