can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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