At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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