what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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