8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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