um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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