I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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