i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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