i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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