i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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