Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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