I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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