Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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