i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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