He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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