my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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