I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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