...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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