I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the condom got lost in my hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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