Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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