so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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