I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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