She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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