i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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