Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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