my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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