But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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