You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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