we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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