I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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