i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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